11 comments

  • ks2048 13 minutes ago
    A picture I took yesterday on the beach in Tulum,

    https://imgur.com/a/HkYhIhx

  • pier25 13 minutes ago
    I lived in Cancun 10 years ago and this was already a huge issue back then.
  • bookofjoe 1 day ago
  • xattt 2 hours ago
    Is the title a take on the Neuromancer intro?
    • WillAdams 36 minutes ago
      It's an actual quote from the article, but yes, that is an evocative reference.
  • karmakurtisaani 2 hours ago
    I hate this "War on X" rhetoric. They're not going to bomb the ocean or send troops to shoot it, so why make it sound like it? Just say what they're actually going to do about it.
    • mathgeek 1 hour ago
      If war is a constant of humanity, better it be against the seaweed than the people. Jokes aside, I agree, but in general folks love dramatic names.
    • jannyfer 2 hours ago
      In the article they did send the navy.
    • baxtr 2 hours ago
      They’re gonna kill the whole ocean and conquer it in its entirety. Any resistance by the ocean will be futile!
      • chao- 2 hours ago
        Perhaps if they demonstrate a decisive victory over the forces of one Seaweed Lord, and they offer reasonable terms to the rest, they can win their vassalage without further bloodshed?
      • AspireOne 36 minutes ago
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    • DotNetCorePowa 2 hours ago
      When the only thing you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail...
    • vconnor 2 hours ago
      Whoever's dubbed it so doesn't know it's a quixotic effort they'll never win, just like the War on Drugs and the War on Terror.

      A strange case of nominative determinism.

    • 3seashells 1 hour ago
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  • jareklupinski 57 minutes ago
    the US has summoned the ambassador of Seaweed to answer for this

    our chocolate shortage is dire!

  • glimshe 2 hours ago
    If the US was doing it, we'd only need a Little Excursion against Seaweed!
    • dessimus 1 hour ago
      ...lasting most of a decade.
  • daneel_w 2 hours ago
    Can this particular weed be eaten as-is, by human or animal, or is it known to e.g. be toxic or full of waste? Because it seems to me rather beneficial that the ocean washes it up on the shoreline ready for pick-up.
    • RetroTechie 6 minutes ago
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargassum#Sustainable_uses

      Find a way to lower salt & arsenic content, and it could be an excellent fertilizer.

    • erkt 52 minutes ago
      Currently no good use for it other than as a Biochar. Come up with a solution and save billions for the tourism industry.
    • close04 1 hour ago
      If I remember correctly this seaweed accumulates arsenic. They tried to use it as fertilizer before discovering this, and made the crop and the land unusable. Even burning it is dangerous.

      This is a losing battle if all they do is shovel or fish it faster. The conditions in the environment are such that they favor the seaweed. Treat the cause not the effect, or else they’ll have to employ some very fancy genetic engineering to halt it.

      • stalfie 15 minutes ago
        Huh, so it is essentially a potential fix for an arsenic problem? Of course, it probably just releases the arsenic again as it decomposes, so you'd actually have to get it out of the ocean and dump it in a hole somewhere to get the arsenic out of circulation. Pretty funny if this is what is happening, carbon and arsenic capture courtesy of the Mexican tourist industry!
  • nekusar 1 hour ago
    The big answer is not some "war on..." But instead "how can we eat it?" Or "Can it be reprocessed into something useful?"
  • mistrial9 1 hour ago
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  • pseudohadamard 9 hours ago
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    • gnabgib 9 hours ago
      Is your political flamebait account going well?
      • pseudohadamard 9 hours ago
        Interesting, so someone just downvoted every otherwise unrelated post I've made in the last day or two. That's quite some OCD you've got going there.

        As a tactic though it's a bit like tracers, they work in both directions.

        • Jtarii 2 hours ago
          Such a funny story! Anyway how's your sex life?
        • gnabgib 9 hours ago
          Outside of my power, but super interesting. Maybe you should continue?
        • throwawayfifo 1 hour ago
          >As a tactic though it's a bit like tracers, they work in both directions.

          False. You cannot see who downvotes your posts.