25 comments

  • PyWoody 24 minutes ago
    If you're ever in the area of Madison, NH and have absolutely nothing else to do, the Madison Boulder is kinda neat. [0] It's a little bigger at about 5k tons.

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Boulder

  • matthewsinclair 17 hours ago
    Surely it has to be “Boulder McBoulderface”?

    [0]: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36225652

    • samgranieri 34 minutes ago
      I was going to suggest just this! I love Boaty McBoatface.

      But as a resident of the Chicago area, I’m partial to Da Rock

  • cmrx64 17 hours ago
    https://news.wttw.com/2026/09/11/rock-star-meet-guy-who-exca...

    here’s a picture of the actual rock - and digger! phew!

    • Stratoscope 13 hours ago
      That is a wonderful article!

      > Over the years, Pitelka has rescued some of these rocks and deposited them at his mom’s five-acre property, including a large hunk of limestone that, when he dumped it out of his truck, split in half to reveal a perfect trilobite fossil, convex on one side and a matching imprint on the other.

      > “I was so excited to hear that the right people got involved,” he said. “I’m absolutely ecstatic it’s going to be on display. For me, as an (excavator) who loves boulders, it’s the coolest thing that people understand its historical significance and appreciate it.”

    • aktenlage 13 hours ago
      Thank you, great read.
  • Stratoscope 17 hours ago
    Here are the name finalists:

      • Sweet Stone Chicago
      • No ORDinary Rock
      • Chicago Rocks
      • O'Rock
      • Orchard Rock
      • Da Rock
    
    "No ORDinary Rock" and "Orchard Rock" are the winners for me. They both pay tribute to how O'Hare got its IATA airport code in the 1940s, when it was called Orchard Field.

    So deciding between the two, Orchard Rock is my pick! It's subtle, but the plaque can explain it.

    • jhatax 1 hour ago
      Surprised to see `ExtraORDinary Rock` missing => 50-tons, that's got to meet the bar for extraordinary.
    • whycome 1 hour ago
      Wish I saw some of the larger list. This still seems weak.

      ORD as an acronym? O Rock D

      O’Hare Rock Dolostone O’Hare Runway Dolomite

      Rocky.

      Da Dolo

    • RaftPeople 34 minutes ago
      Ditka
      • anonymousDan 26 minutes ago
        I like it. Ditka Rock has a certain ring to it.
  • JoeAltmaier 56 minutes ago
    "Mother's Love"

    Because, we so often take it for granite.

  • wffurr 8 minutes ago
    Glad they included a video of moving it. 50 tons is close to the limit of a typical boom crane.
  • hal-eisen 49 minutes ago
    How is it possible that NONE of the candidate names refer to Colbert? Especially given his time with Second City.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_impact_of_The_Colbert...

    • tptacek 38 minutes ago
      Colbert is not a Chicago figure. You'd have to remind the median Chicagoan who knows who he is that he ever spent time here. You might just as easily name it after Bob Odenkirk.
    • nonethewiser 40 minutes ago
      I dont get it. Does he have some association with large rocks or something?
  • ternaryoperator 51 minutes ago
    Is a 50-ton boulder rare or super-rare?
    • crisnoble 5 minutes ago
      In chicagoland, yes. For someone who moved there from California, it was strange that rocks hardly larger than a human warranted school field trips and plaques. Perhaps it is geologically cool, but I was unimpressed as a 6th grader. https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53236492797_60069bde90_b...
    • hoppyhoppy2 35 minutes ago
      Dunno, but I haven't ever come across one on my property.
    • Yizahi 22 minutes ago
      Medium-rare I would guess
    • tptacek 38 minutes ago
      Not from the look of it.
  • bcaulfield 17 hours ago
    Should name it Dwayne Johnson and never explain further.
    • cestith 4 hours ago
      Or Rudy Ray Moore.
  • mrlonglong 45 minutes ago
    Bouldery McBoulderface.
  • whycome 59 minutes ago
    When Toronto had to name their team, I’m sure that the success of Jurassic Park helped the finalist (Raptors) win. I’m surprised “Rocky” didn’t make a finalist here (via Project Hail Mary).

    Maybe that’s too Philadelphia.

    O’Hare “Rocky” Dolomite

  • contingencies 10 minutes ago
    As an Australian aware of Chicago's Irish heritage and the implied weight balancing our antipodean clime, I'd suggest "Tip O'Dea".

    PS. If visiting Chicago check out the Lincoln Conservatory, an amazing historic plant collection with one of the world's best ferneries, very close to downtown.

  • lukeify 49 minutes ago
    O’Hareball!
  • JoeAltmaier 58 minutes ago
    Pictures or it didn't happen?
  • mikewarot 12 hours ago
    Tangent time: I've got a smaller one in my yard, and I've got a set of feathers and wedges to avoid having to dig it all up at once. Here's a video of someone using feathers and wedges to split granite.

    https://youtu.be/s7_z-SGxUAs?si=vUKYBWYvG7nncszd&t=924

  • karlkloss 13 hours ago
    Rocky McRockface
  • shmilia 1 hour ago
    Bean
  • huxley 46 minutes ago
    “A large boulder the size of a small boulder"

    https://time.com/5772944/large-small-boulder/

  • ashton314 1 hour ago
    Peewee Pebblestone
  • pvaldes 47 minutes ago
    Stonehangar, of course
  • wewewedxfgdf 1 hour ago
    Big Boy Boulder
  • mindslight 16 hours ago
    There's something about finding huge rocks in the ground while digging that makes you just want to take them out and like, use them for something? The last one I found I had to make myself leave it there (well I moved it over a foot so a pipe didn't have to go around it). Like no, it has sat here for thousands of years just fine, it can keep sitting. Glad to hear it applies to 50 ton ones, as well.
    • acomjean 15 hours ago
      In New England they made stone walls out of them. Of course most where smallish

      https://www.outdoors.org/resources/amc-outdoors/history/hist...

      In “original” England they did as well.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone

      • mindslight 3 hours ago
        Oh sure, I'm definitely familiar with those. The weird ones are in forests, a reminder that an area used to be clear and then was left to grow back.

        The walls of stones were the result of collecting stones that were near the surface from what I understand (maybe plow depth). I was talking more like bigger stones that were buried several feet under the ground that could just stay where they are (when you fill in the hole), but for a compulsion to treat them as things.

    • acomjean 15 hours ago
      In New England they made stone walls out of them.

      In “original” England they did as well.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone

  • powerbroker 17 hours ago
    There is another rock sitting alongside a chief artery about 25 miles NW just beyond Schaumburg. Silly to give these things a name.
    • Stratoscope 17 hours ago
      There are big rocks everywhere. But surely we can be allowed to have a little fun?
      • powerbroker 16 hours ago
        OK, OK. just drag it up to Schaumburg. Put it next to the other rock. Then call it 'micro-henge'.
        • Stratoscope 15 hours ago
          That works for me! Can you help me drag this 50-ton rock?
  • aaron695 13 hours ago
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