15 comments

  • _puk 4 hours ago
    The obvious fork is "can frontier models stack a dishwasher to my wife's exacting standards".

    I can't. So that would surely be proof of AGI.

    • mrweasel 4 hours ago
      "In every partnership, there is a person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and a person who stacks the dishwasher like a raccoon on meth." - Someone online.

      At home I'm the architect, my wife's the raccoon. I don't actually believe that you can stack the dishwasher wrong as such, but you can make it hard for yourself to unload, if you don't sort the items correctly.

      • dekhn 1 hour ago
        In my dishwasher (some bosch almost identical to the model in the simulation), if you put plastic storage containers upside down on the bottom rack, the force of the jets flip them over and they fill up and don't get clean. They also end up using more water (I think?) because there is water trapped in the dishwasher at the end of the cycle, and things don't dry. Also, if you put large things in particular places they prevent the jet arms from rotating.

        Dishwasher physics matter. But I would never criticize a person in my family for loading the dishwasher the "wrong" way; I just sneak in and reorganize when nobody's looking.

        • wffurr 55 minutes ago
          >> just sneak in and reorganize when nobody's looking.

          This is the way. I am just happy when someone else, anyone else, actually puts dishes in the dishwasher.

      • fxwin 3 hours ago
        > I don't actually believe that you can stack the dishwasher wrong as such

        There are definitely more and less correct ways, but personally i think it's "wrong" to load it in a way that leaves the arms blocked or (not) tilt pieces that get excessive water pooling on top

      • vforgione 32 minutes ago
        > but you can make it hard for yourself to unload if you don’t sort the items correctly.

        I learned a long time ago that the ability to recognize and exploit a structured system is the most emotionally satisfying thing in the world.

      • freecodeio 3 hours ago
        shouldn't stacking like a raccoon on meth be the most optimal way though? since if they're too well stacked you risk water being unable to enter tight places
        • DougN7 19 minutes ago
          The stacking regime is meant to maximize water flow and surface exposure to water jets, at least when optimized.
      • embedding-shape 3 hours ago
        > I don't actually believe that you can stack the dishwasher wrong as such

        You most definitely can, they're not magic! The water must hit the right spots and obviously stacking three plates without any space between leads to stuff not getting properly cleaned.

        If you try to teach a kid to put the dishwasher you'll learn a ton of wrong ways of doing it! :)

        • notrealyme123 2 hours ago
          I think putting cups with the opening facing upward is very close to "technically correct, but very wrong"
    • jojogeo 4 hours ago
      Never have truer words been spoken, I too score poorly on DishwasherBench wife mode. Drives her up the wall.
      • teekert 4 hours ago
        At our place it's opposite, I guess when you do it often enough you get a preferred method though a relentless optimization loop, which in the end ensures it's all clean, the plates are well separated only in 1 particular order, the glasses are placed to the left so all small pans fit at the right, deep plates are placed half over cutlery rack so they are supported and more fit in, small plates in front so all lids fit before them... etc etc etc.
        • stoneman24 4 hours ago
          Yep, I have a more optimised model of stacking than my wife’s ideas. This has lead to “discussions” (still at a friendly level) and the dish washer being placed in my list of responsibilities.

          I think optimal configuration is very much a NP complete problem.

          • lambdaone 1 hour ago
            Just because a problem is NP-complete doesn't mean it's infeasible to produce "good enough" approximate solutions. The traveling salesman problem is a great example of this.
        • mvdwoord 3 hours ago
          Try explaining this to a raccoon.. on meth.

          I did, once ;)

    • ce4 3 hours ago
      You're already loading it perfectly according to The Oatmeal :-D

      https://theoatmeal.com/comics/dishwasher

    • AlecSchueler 3 hours ago
      Are our wives' standards impossible to reach or are our husbands weaponising incompetence?
  • codeulike 1 hour ago
    Can anyone confirm whether it simulates the spinning arm getting stuck on an item that juts downward through the top tray - thereby stopping the whole load from being washed properly.

    Thats the most common problem in my dishwasher. It kindof looks like it would simulate that but they dont spell it out.

    Come to think of it, if the players dont have an option to "spin the spinner by hand to make sure its not catching on anything" they're going to be in for a rough ride.

    • sandblast 52 minutes ago
      > A verdict cannot be trusted for:

      > A spray arm held still by an item: the plates above it keep their verdicts

  • mlukewizard 5 hours ago
    Inspired by Joma Tech's new YouTube video

    Stacked loads are run against a dishwasher simulation calibrated to my own Bosch dishwasher

    Playable by both humans and AI

    Currently a WIP, simulations need refining before running a full benchmark, but keen to hear some feedback!

    • vessenes 50 minutes ago
      Very cool and fun idea. This is a meta comment about the repo readme - there is an immense amount of what I would call ‘complaint smuggling’ / diffidence in the readme - basically Claude is uncomfortable about some of the claims vis a vis the status and embeds those negative feelings everywhere.

      I suggest you have it scrub all of this from the readme; you’ll likely need to give it a few examples. It will improve readability a lot, and be less fatiguing to read. Plus if you scrub it all you won’t reprompt that attitude every time an agent reads the readme.

      Btw I got Claude to give me the name “complaint smuggling” by giving it ten examples and asking it for a name. it’s an error pattern that’s so common I wanted to know what the model thought of it as - makes communicating about it really simple.

  • dekhn 14 minutes ago
    I have to admit that for many years I assumed a dishwasher physically filled the entire chamber with hot water to wash dishes. Then, one day a person opened up a dishwasher while it was running, took out a plate, clicked start, and closed the washer. My mental model literally changed in an instant.
  • dom96 2 hours ago
    I love these novel ways to benchmark LLMs. I created one myself, I figured creating a programming language designed to confuse LLMs would be a good test, and it does seem to be: https://bench.killswitch-lang.org/.

    I wonder if anyone has crafted a LLM benchmarks list website/github.

  • lambdaone 1 hour ago
    Perhaps a better question would be "can frontier models write a program to effectively stack a dishwasher?"
  • comrade1234 3 hours ago
    Years ago after my wife filled the dishwasher I commented that it looked like a 12-year-old filled it. I said it as a joke but it really hurt her and I still feel bad about it. That said, it no longer looks like that when she fills it...
  • TuringNYC 45 minutes ago
    I love this! Cant wait to try this.
  • nastrofa 4 hours ago
    This is so cool!

    Imagine creating real simulated env for every physical task and using RL to train robots. That will be a game changer.

  • judetechdevs 3 hours ago
    Both models’ loads came out 84-100% clean, so is the score mostly just how much they fit?
    • mlukewizard 3 hours ago
      Totally the opposite, there's a detailed dishwasher simulation under the hood: ray tracing, splash simulation, soak, heat, enzyme action

      I calibrated it against my actual dishwasher by doing some test runs with baked egg

      • judofyr 3 hours ago
        As we know from physics, even the most sophisticated mechanisms (e.g. friction) often ends up having a very simple model (proportional to the normal force).

        Sooo, the score is maybe mostly just how much they fit?

        • mlukewizard 2 hours ago
          Question for both: do you think that is also the case with a real-world dishwasher (it's mostly about getting stuff to fit), or do you think it's an issue with the current sim?

          The sim needs work, for sure

  • dist-epoch 3 hours ago
    The real story of how Navier Stokes was solved involved a dishwasher:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofdMfljL360

    • slfnflctd 12 minutes ago
      I hadn't seen it before, funny. OP mentioned in a top level comment that this Joma Tech video was part of their inspiration.
    • kolinko 3 hours ago
      Came here to post this :)
  • walrus01 3 hours ago
    For added difficulty, have it 'stack' a 3D rendered volumetric plastic model of a pelican riding a bicycle, like if it were putting a child's toy in the dishwasher.
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    • mlukewizard 4 hours ago
      sure the code isn't hand-written and it's a work in progress, but it's designed to be modelled and calibrated around my own dishwasher so it's verifiably non-slop