Extra Big Ass Intelligence

(extrabigassintelligence.com)

304 points | by 34679 7 hours ago

25 comments

  • torginus 5 hours ago
    While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
    • a012 2 hours ago
      It’s perfect that a Super Intelligent created the website
      • Ygg2 1 hour ago
        Correct terms is extra big ass intelligence.
  • Jordan-117 5 hours ago
    Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
    • mdriley 3 hours ago
      > President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared that his country was suffering.

      > He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.

      > For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.

      https://bsky.app/profile/matt.dev/post/3lm6u573qw22q

    • locknitpicker 5 hours ago
      Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
      • sellmesoap 3 hours ago
        I nominate Mike Judge as a modern day prophet!
        • Alive-in-2025 2 hours ago
          I keep hoping he'll put out another movie, predicting the aftermath.
          • troupo 2 hours ago
            He predicted it. In the movie. The cycle repeats.
      • hdgvhicv 3 hours ago
        It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
      • wizardforhire 2 hours ago
        Yeah we still haven’t figured out cryostasis
      • random3 4 hours ago
        fair enough
    • lolakutty 4 hours ago
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      • Thanemate 2 hours ago
        A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind, and that's really observable by all the toxic parents regardless of whether there's malicious intentions behind their actions or just sheer incompetence.

        I'm too European for the rest of your argument and I just happen to be Greek so I fundamentally disagree with the premise that I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust.

      • InsideOutSanta 4 hours ago
        I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
        • sans_souse 3 hours ago
          I'm actually entirely sure I don't understand his point.
        • andai 2 hours ago
          If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.

          The argument is that people aren't equipped to do that, but that's a muscle they've never exercised, because... they aren't equipped to do that, because that's a muscle they've never exercised, etc. It's self-sealing.

          • InsideOutSanta 23 minutes ago
            > If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.

            That argument doesn't make sense to me. We elect people to work for us. They're not our parents; they're our employees. You have the relationship upside-down.

            None of this has anything to do with voting on policies.

          • thelaxiankey 1 hour ago
            Don't know about you, but personally I don't like direct democracy bc i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass. My states' ballot is full of ridiculous questions every year and takes me days to do my research. I can't imagine doing this year round without getting paid.
          • tancop 1 hour ago
            Voting on policy directly would be taking up everyones time. It's just not practical for anything bigger than a small village.

            The problem with today's system is we have MPs or representatives instead of delegates. They are not bound to their campaign promises in any way other than risking a small fine if someone fights them in court for months to prove they were lying. Once you get elected you can do what you want until the next election unless you really piss off your colleagues and get kicked out.

            Voters should be able to call an early election in their district and override their reps/force them to vote a certain way, without having to personally show up and decide every single issue.

          • skydhash 1 hour ago
            Isn’t town hall a thing in the US? I’m not american, but voting on the scale of a nation is generally costly, and some country just keep it for a few important matters. Delegates are way more pragmatic.
        • cgio 3 hours ago
          Even NATO calls him daddy…
          • wiseowise 2 hours ago
            Teflon Mark will do anything achieve a goal. If Trump said that he liked underage girls, Mark would show up in a Sailor Moon uniform to keep NATO intact.
      • walrus01 1 hour ago
        That's a pretty wild analogy that the guy who cheated on his first wife to get with his second wife to cheat on his second wife to get with his nude model third wife only to be subsequently accused of multiple serial sexual assaults and found liable for one of them is a good parent.
      • mixologic 4 hours ago
        The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
      • rexpop 4 hours ago
        Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
        • hdgvhicv 3 hours ago
          Girl, don't you wanna be like us? (Like us) No choice, no decisions, no fuss Take a dash of fascism, fill your cup It's great

          Slip off that democracy Let us take ze lead The less choice you have The more you feel free

          Hands up for the Führer all night Goose-step to the left Jump to the far right It's a Reich, it's a Reich You must bow to our might Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins

  • o4c 2 hours ago
    The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
    • zzgo 2 hours ago
      I was reported to Child Protective Services for closing an ad. :(
  • lwansbrough 2 hours ago
    He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.

    [0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...

    • jpster 2 hours ago
      The in-demand domains are Slovenian, just like the First Lady. What a funny coincidence!
      • defrost 2 hours ago
        Laibach boosters strike again !
  • maury91 59 minutes ago
    The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
  • pavinjoseph 3 hours ago
    S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
  • linguae 4 hours ago
    Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
    • viccis 4 hours ago
      If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
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  • walrus01 5 hours ago
    OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

    You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

    BaAs - Balls as a service.

  • fowlhowl 2 hours ago
    One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.
  • flipping_beacon 4 hours ago
    Art
  • seydor 4 hours ago
    Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
    • tgv 2 hours ago
      We're on 6.1 now. Get with the times. Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
  • beAbU 3 hours ago
    Those limericks are straight up fire!
  • electroglyph 5 hours ago
    Welcome to Costco, I love you.
  • inatreecrown2 2 hours ago
    Needs more gold.
  • pestatije 4 hours ago
    if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
  • altmanaltman 5 hours ago
    I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
    • mixologic 4 hours ago
      A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
      • altmanaltman 3 hours ago
        Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
    • sellmesoap 3 hours ago
      I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?

      I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...

  • uwagar 1 hour ago
    i like big ass
  • bobcatsmith 4 hours ago
    This website brings back memories
    • winrid 3 hours ago
      Is it the balls?
  • samayashar 4 hours ago
    WHAT IS THIS
    • altairprime 3 hours ago
      EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
  • Sitraka1898 3 hours ago
    Wtf is that hahahah
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