LLM Ass Bench

(assbench.com)

114 points | by fragmede 1 hour ago

15 comments

  • sethkim 6 minutes ago
    Folks, we've reached the top.
    • bogzz 2 minutes ago
      It's about bottoms though...?
  • TutleCpt 18 minutes ago
    The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?
    • comradesmith 2 minutes ago
      It’s only a sample of one per model
    • ggerules 16 minutes ago
      Biased data?
    • throwaway743 15 minutes ago
      Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.
  • drywater2 1 hour ago
    Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.
    • schainks 10 minutes ago
      Up next, Pelican ass-bench!
  • Avicebron 1 minute ago
    "The economy was in a state of deep neglect, a great dust bowl had ravaged food supplies. And the number one movie in the country was called Ass. And that's all it was, for 90 minutes."
  • ramon156 26 minutes ago
    how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised
    • pixl97 5 minutes ago
      Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.
    • snowram 13 minutes ago
      Because it is ass.
    • ggerules 18 minutes ago
      Better data set?
  • spottedmarley 1 hour ago
    ASStra for the win!
  • variety8675 1 hour ago
    The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me
  • visiondude 7 minutes ago
    i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind
  • threethirtytwo 4 minutes ago
    I really want to post this on my work slack. Should be fine right? This should be sfw imo but I want consensus here. I don’t want some crazy Mia or Lauren girl to report this to HR. Just want to confirm.
    • TutleCpt 2 minutes ago
      Yeah, the HR people will freak out. Any excuse for those guys to come down like a hammer.
  • danbrooks 9 minutes ago
    Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?
    • comradesmith 7 minutes ago
      It’s fine. You’ll be fine
    • fg137 2 minutes ago
      If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title
  • winddude 27 minutes ago
    haha, doing the important work!
  • Ancalagon 1 hour ago
    nsfw?

    but hilarious nonetheless

    • sanex 37 minutes ago
      It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.
      • Ancalagon 35 minutes ago
        still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)
        • tripleee 20 minutes ago
          its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

          leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

          • pyrale 11 minutes ago
            Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.
          • knicholes 13 minutes ago
            Assert your dominance
            • tripleee 12 minutes ago
              jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passer-bys
        • jahnu 13 minutes ago
          Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?
        • mosselman 28 minutes ago
          You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.
    • dbt00 13 minutes ago
      Agree 2x.
  • Rapzid 17 minutes ago
    We need Banana Bench next.
  • randomblock1 11 minutes ago
    Now put them on a bike.
  • fragmede 1 hour ago
    The most important of benchmarks.