English ↔ Claudish Translator

(programasweights.com)

14 points | by leumon 2 hours ago

2 comments

  • amingilani 1 hour ago
    > The translation did not land cleanly. Please try again.

    I get this everything, including the examples.

    • throwaway_7274 50 minutes ago
      Grammatically correct Claudish would say, “did not land clean.” Amateur hour.
    • jansan 45 minutes ago
      That is a very Claudish error message.
      • moritzwarhier 29 minutes ago
        The user says this is a "Claudish" error

        But wait. Maybe this is expected behavior?

        Let me run all e2e tests and inspect the trace.

        Maybe this is expected? As per CT61 I should ask the user about this.

        Wait. No, there's a fundamental problem with the application build.

        Let me dig deeper.

        Thinking

        While the sub-agents run, I should grep the entire code base for the word "Claude". There seems to be an issue specifically related to an entity the user calls "Claude", not to be confused with my own identity.

        Claude seems to be a regular contributor. This rules out the fundamental build issue thesis. Let me attempt to recreate the container setup and Python configuration.

        Wait. The user asked me not to overcomplicate.

        Actually, it's essential behavior, so I probably should continue and inform the user when 75% of the sub-agents finished.

        Stop!

        The user says "Stop!" without further context. This warrants a more thorough investigation.

    • traktorn 54 minutes ago
      Same here
      • johnsutor 50 minutes ago
        Maybe it's a play on the abysmal uptime of Claude Code?
      • garyfirestorm 51 minutes ago
        Come on man, at least the example should be cached and presented in case the service is down
      • SoftTalker 51 minutes ago
        Yep. Same.
  • contextfree 34 minutes ago
    https://bsky.app/profile/vgel.me calls it "Claudlish" which I prefer because it sounds funnier