The last Romans are still around

(signoregalilei.com)

24 points | by surprisetalk 3 days ago

11 comments

  • A_D_E_P_T 40 minutes ago
    This is strictly about linguistic similarity and not genetic similarity.

    On a genetic map, a PCA plot, Romans and Romanians simply don't overlap. Romanians cluster with their Balkan neighbors, (1) on account of massive Slavic migration from around the 7th century AD, and (2) on account of strong historical and genetic evidence to suggest that the Roman colonists sent to Dacia were largely recruited from neighboring Balkan provinces (like Moesia and Pannonia), rather than from the city of Rome.

    Genetically, the nearest populations to Ancient Romans are Cypriots and certain other Mediterranean types, including Anatolians. But it's not neat; there's no clear unambiguous descent. A lot can happen in >1000 years!

  • Insanity 1 hour ago
    Just wait for Hollywood to create a film about Roman mythology and not cast a single Roman!

    But less tongue-in-cheek, the other thing is that the legacy of the Romans is pretty much all around us. The Roman Calendar (with July and August both referencing a Roman leader), the Latin alphabet (with the additional letters like 'y' being added later on to support Greek), the roads we can travel, etc.

    • toyg 56 minutes ago
      It's not only July and August; January, May, June, and Mars, are named after Roman gods; February and April after Roman rituals; and September to December after Roman numerals (7 to 10th month, as they were when the calendar first started).
    • epolanski 54 minutes ago
      Every modern law system has its roots in Roman one.
      • dpe82 23 minutes ago
        > *English Common Law* has entered the chat
        • adolph 7 minutes ago
          This brings to mind the wonderful Econtalk episode about Bruno Leoni [0]. The beginning of the podcast describes his untimely passing, which almost seems a Cohen brothers movie plot.

            So, we pore over Supreme Court cases on the First Amendment, for example, to 
            try to interpret what tests we will use to determine whether something is 
            going to be unconstitutional law. Leoni didn't want that. He argued that--and 
            again, he was proud of the Roman law contribution. He said that the Roman 
            jurist was a sort of scientist: that the object of his research was a 
            solution to cases that citizens submitted to him for study. So, an 
            industrialist or a scientist might look to a physicist to engineer a 
            technical problem. So, private Roman law was something to be described or 
            discovered, not something to be enacted. So, over time, these principles 
            emerge.
          
          0. https://www.econtalk.org/the-underrated-bruno-leoni-with-mic...
  • fcatalan 8 minutes ago
    My grandfather was a smith in deep rural Spain. He made and fixed many roman ploughs, well into the 70s. They were called that because they were pretty much the same tool the Romans used.
  • 4rtem 31 minutes ago
    I bought a torrone (Italian nougat dessert) in local Auchan (French supermarket chain) today and while briefly researching the dessert history found out that it was popular in Ancient Rome named as cupedia and in some Southern parts of Italy it still called as cupeta.

    Just imagine to make recipe so good that it not just transferred across generations through 2000 years, but also evolved to come in supermarket in Russia.

  • jumploops 16 minutes ago
    As an American with mostly Western European ancestors (according to a popular DNA testing site), I've always considered Romans as some distant/tangentially related group.

    It was surprising to find out that I have "ancient" DNA matches with a couple of Roman and Etruscan individuals.

    Small world!

  • runamuck 53 minutes ago
    "Where are the Romans now?" "You're looking at them." - Tony Soprano
  • HelloUsername 1 hour ago
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  • smitty1110 1 hour ago
    No mention of the Romansch, that's quite disappointing. But learning more about Romania and Romanian culture still made for a wonderful read, kudos to the author.
    • comrade1234 1 hour ago
      REG: "All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

      To me, what would suck the most is living in a place after the Romans where you can see signs of their civilization but you're living a rural peasant life.

      • toyg 52 minutes ago
        In many ways, that's how a lot of people feel in modern Britain: everywhere you see signs of XIX century grandeur, but "on the streets" life can feel depressingly backwards.
      • Shitty-kitty 52 minutes ago
        Brewing alcohol was known to hunter-gatherers. Irrigation, sanitation and water-systems were invented in Mesopotamia (as were cities). Medicine/education, that's the Greeks.
        • flir 9 minutes ago
          > Medicine/education, that's the Greeks

          Egyptians, Shirley?

          (Although they're such abstract concepts, I'm sure everyone had them to some degree).

        • JumpCrisscross 42 minutes ago
          > Irrigation, sanitation and water-systems were invented in Mesopotamia (as were cities)

          This is sort of like saying computers were invented in Mesopotamia because they did math.

          Roman water and earth-moving civil engineering was absolutely cutting edge to the degree that the projects they undertook would have been unfathomable to their Bronze-Age predecessors.

    • dmd 1 hour ago
      They’re literally the 2nd group mentioned?
    • smitty1110 55 minutes ago
      I 100% deserve getting flamed a bit for skimming and shooting off a comment when not paying enough attention.
    • klez 1 hour ago
      Uh? They're the second group they talk about, just after the Romanians.
  • jgilias 1 hour ago
    I am not my grandfather, and neither current descendants of Romans are Romans.
  • antirome321 50 minutes ago
    Rome had negligible demographic impact in Europe. An overhyped "empire"
    • BigTTYGothGF 42 minutes ago
      > negligible ... impact ... overhyped ... empire

      There's some other ways they've left a mark on you.

    • ogogmad 26 minutes ago
      username checks out
  • Shitty-kitty 1 hour ago
    Don't glorify Rome too much. It was a slavery based society that progressed sciences, technology and civilization little from what they inherited from the Mesopotamian's/Greeks. Heck written Latin didn't even have punctuation marks, not even spaces. That's because it was only used by slave scribes. The nobility that could write, did so in Greek.
    • beloch 32 minutes ago
      - Go stand in the Hagia Sophia and tell me the Romans did little to improve architecture and engineering.

      - I won't defend the Roman record on slavery, but I will point out that the Greeks (particularly the Spartans) were slave societies too.

      - The Greeks were significantly more xenophobic and sexist than the Romans. If you washed up on the shores of ancient Greece, you could never have become a citizen. The Romans were far more tolerant and inclusive.

      - Putting spaces between words was a medieval innovation. The Greeks wrote in much the same way as the Romans, and that was thanks to the Phoenicians!

      - Romans revered Greek culture because their city started in a period when Greek colonies were spreading Greek influence throughout the Mediterranean and, specifically, in Italy itself. Greece was to Rome as Rome was to medieval Europeans: A colonizer.

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      No ancient society smells of roses if you look close enough. However, it's also rare to find ancient societies that expanded and persisted for centuries without being innovative and progressive. The Romans were both awful and great, much like the Greeks, Akkadians, Babylonians, Sumerians, etc. before them.

      • Shitty-kitty 25 minutes ago
        Sparta is not exactly known as the pinnacle of civilization. As for the rest of your comment, you make some good points.
        • TheCoelacanth 10 minutes ago
          Sparta is quite possibly the pinnacle of horribleness for civilization, which is why I think they emphasized that it particularly was a slave society (80%+ slaves and a majority of the remainder were non-citizens).
    • simonebrunozzi 55 minutes ago
      It was one of the most influential civilization in all of recorded history. It's not about glorifying it, or justifying it. I think that a lot of people see it much more "civilized" than many others, before and during it. And perhaps after it too.
    • coldtea 58 minutes ago
      >Don't glorify Rome too much. It was a slavery based society that progressed sciences, technology and civilization little from what they inherited from the Mesopotamian's/Greeks.

      It progressed civic life, institutions, law, infrastructure, and other things, a lot. Modern law is a heavy percentage ancient roman law in basis.

      Slavery-based society doesn't say much for 2 millenia ago. Most where. The US had slavery until less than 2 centuries, and Jim Crow and other such things until less than a century. And still has things like forced prison labor, so let's cut the Romans some fucking slack.

      • Shitty-kitty 41 minutes ago
        Slavery was legal in most society's 2 millennia ago but most society's were not built to be depended on slavery the way it was in Sparta, Rome and the American South.
      • WalterBright 55 minutes ago
        > forced prison labor

        I'd rather work than be in a cell.

        • oersted 52 minutes ago
          If it is forced it is not what you would rather do.
        • FergusArgyll 12 minutes ago
          You should read a day in the life of ivan denisovich. In my understanding, the whole book is making your point
    • BigTTYGothGF 36 minutes ago
      > progressed sciences, technology and civilization little

      Roman engineering was pretty darn solid.

    • rayiner 43 minutes ago
      It’s ironic that the civilizations that directly contributed to us sitting here believing in egalitarian democracy, get far more hate for it than the ones that never evolved into egalitarian democracy at all. We are standing on the shoulders of giants and some people can’t see it.
      • Shitty-kitty 21 minutes ago
        I was talking about its economic system, not politics.
    • oersted 1 hour ago
      What have the Romans ever done for us?
    • quibono 1 hour ago
      > a slavery based society

      As opposed to the Greeks, Parthians, Ptolemaic Egypt and Judea? Unless you mean "fully dependent on slave labour" - then I guess we can mention Sparta and Athens.

      > that progressed sciences, technology and civilization little from what they inherited from the Mesopotamian's/Greeks

      What does "little" mean in this context? This is a very fuzzy concept but this doesn't sound right.

      • Shitty-kitty 30 minutes ago
        Sparta is known for little other than their military prowess, which was a necessity for managing their much larger slave population.

        Athens had a rather strange system of slavery. The majority of slaves, owned by State, earned wages and worked and lived unattended. It was much more similar to indentured-servitude.

        • quibono 11 minutes ago
          My point was that Sparta was far more dependent on slave labour for its existence than either Rome or Athens.
    • WalterBright 54 minutes ago
      What civilization would you glorify?
    • jazz9k 1 hour ago
      Yawn. More rewriting of history to try to remove successful cultures.