Telescope Ranchers

(kottke.org)

53 points | by bookofjoe 3 days ago

10 comments

  • jimmy76615 1 hour ago
    Really great idea! But one still has to buy a telescope and send it to this guy, I think it would be cool if one could just rent everything at once. For non-serious people that have a lot of money that they would like to put to use looking at the stars. Or maybe a time-share like concept.
    • js2 3 minutes ago
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  • mattlondon 1 hour ago
    > from as little as 99 USD a month

    > 550 telescopes

    So about ~55 to 60k USD a month to just have some telescopes on your land? Nice little earner.

    • thatoneengineer 1 minute ago
      I'm sure it's a lot of work for him, mostly maintenance and cleaning. Also it sounds like the remote operation hardware and software are provided by him-- that can't be trivial and probably means he doesn't break even on a given telescope for a few months at least. Plus whatever it costs him to recruit new customers.

      I bet he makes a good living on his labor and whatever capital he has tied up in the land, but it doesn't sound like an easy business.

    • js2 8 minutes ago
      He's got 10 barns with retractable roofs to maintain, plus he offers maintenance of the scopes themselves. On top of that, it sounds like a full time business he's running. But yeah, a very nice business.
  • RyJones 11 minutes ago
    mostly unrelated, but over the last few weeks I've gone down a rabbit hole having claude write scripts to label videos I shoot through night vision.

    If you want to see my progress (mostly gated by the sky): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOgT48pM4GctL_nuv37vc...

    I want to get it pointing out overflights and satellites by name, but I'm not there yet.

  • orbital-decay 35 minutes ago
    Far from unique! There were and are telescope hosters in the Atacama Desert, which is as good as it can possibly be for the amateurs.
  • asxndu 35 minutes ago
    What do people do with this astronomical data?

    Why do they pay for this?

    • js2 4 minutes ago
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  • solomonneas 1 hour ago
    I would never have thought of this, but it is really cool. Living in the city with light pollution, we can see a dozen or so on the best nights.

    What an ingenious business idea.

  • elictronic 1 hour ago
    Colter Mccorkindale’s comment is the best part.

    “Sooo....the stars at night really are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas?”

  • jmward01 2 hours ago
    We need more of this. Thanks for making the world more awesome!
  • genpfault 2 hours ago
    Not, in fact, optical interferometry :(
  • ck2 2 hours ago
    sadly won't be possible for anything serious next decade as each space trillionaire and country launches their own 10,000+ constellations

    sky will be constantly twinkling, will be weird

    we'll have to switch to space telescopes above LEO

    https://satellitemap.space

    • Retric 1 hour ago
      You misunderstand the issue. It’s a significant problem for some kinds of observations and largely irrelevant to others.

      Satellites don’t include light sources and there’s nothing to illuminate them when in earth’s shadow. In order to interfere with light based astronomy they need to be outside of earths shadow and someone needs to be actively taking a picture of that chunk of sky. As these satellites orbit close to earth almost the entire sky is clear near solar midnight.

      Major ground based telescopes can also add a shutter to block light detection for the fraction of a second a satellite would interfere. Basically at increasing magnification you’re looking at an ever smaller percentage of the sky which means the odds of a satellite, even one of millions, being in the shot for a given second is low. It’s still an issue, but being 99.X% as effective is good enough not to be a major concern.

      Where it’s a concern is whole sky observation where you can’t easily add a shutter and losing a significant portion of the sky every night is a real problem. Amateur astronomy has the same basic options, but will often run into avoidable issues.

    • zippyman55 2 hours ago
      I’m seeking funding to open up a rail gun ranch where you can sit in your lawn chair and blow satellites out of the sky.
      • tedd4u 2 hours ago
        Probably legal in Texas? If it's directly over "your land?"
        • dylan604 1 hour ago
          If your application says it is meant to hunt feral hogs, then they will allow it.
      • adrianN 2 hours ago
        Kessler‘s farm?
      • ck2 2 hours ago
        I'm thinking of "space roombas" that glide around and bump all the sats in LEO into the atmosphere like a game of pool

        Only problem is they are toxic as they burn up and create a lot of pollution

        * https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2025-space-orbit-satellit...

        (too bad gravity is impossible to overcome cheaply or do the opposite and yeet into sun)