13 comments

  • dobladov 3 hours ago
    This classifies Cocaine Shark as a documentary https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Shark
    • dbbk 1 hour ago
      "The film features various mutated creatures, none of which are actually sharks on cocaine as the title suggests." they had one job
    • api 44 minutes ago
      So much potential in that franchise. Cocaine moose, cocaine snake (or Snakes on Cocaine, which could have the line “I want these mother f’ing snakes off mother f’ing cocaine!”), cocaine lion, cocaine hippo, cocaine alligator…
    • yruam001 2 hours ago
      indeed
  • numpad0 33 minutes ago
    Not surprising. A lot of these substances get metabolized, or just diluted by water and filtered out without being like, magically deconstructed and turned into all CO2 and H2O and N2. So a lot of wacky chemical compounds humans tend to consume tend to get detected wherever humans gather and discharge bodily fluids that eventually reach the ocean. This does not immediately indicate that e.g. evil corporations are dumping toxic wastes, forever plastics pieces are leaching out scary additives, etc.
  • croemer 1 hour ago
    The measured concentrations are on the order of 1-20 ng/mL in blood. Cmax in humans when taking those drugs are about 100-1000x higher.

    I wouldn't put too much weight on the finding that those with detections had different urea/lactate etc. There might be something underlying explaining both drug and physiology, like age.

    Could still be bad to have chronic exposure at such low levels - also fish physiology is different.

  • dotcoma 1 hour ago
    They probably ate lawyers from New York who were on vacation…
  • laughing_man 2 hours ago
    I wonder how much of this is just that our tests are getting more sensitive.
    • croemer 1 hour ago
      Exactly, the detection itself doesn't mean anything. Is the dose relevant? If not, then not. And the dose likely isn't relevant.
  • losthobbies 2 hours ago
    #justlikeus
  • metalman 3 hours ago
    this clearly points to an previously unknown seasonal migration from wall st.
    • pixelpoet 2 hours ago
      The Shark of Wall St
      • Gravityloss 1 hour ago
        Clearly there are missing parts, or opportunites, in the two trilogies.

        [Cocaine] Shark | Wolf | Bear [of Wall St]

    • throwanem 2 hours ago
      Seasonal migration from Wall Street to the Bahamas? 'Previously unknown?' A bit déclassé maybe, but...
  • tskulbru 2 hours ago
    First it was cocaine bear, and now cocaine shark.
    • pixelpoet 2 hours ago
      We've already had Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space: https://imdb.com/title/tt28651516/
      • amelius 1 hour ago
        Do they write Rust?
        • hsbauauvhabzb 1 hour ago
          No because if they did they’d tell you about it in the first sentence
    • raverbashing 2 hours ago
      Well I don't think Cocaine Snail would have been a blockbuster
      • esprehn 24 minutes ago
        There's a whole movie about a snail that's super fast (Turbo). An adult version of that isn't so far fetched.
  • nashashmi 1 hour ago
    Does that make for more aggressive sharks in the waters with unexplained behaviors?

    Is caffeine really that bad?

  • stavros 2 hours ago
    After the "plastic glove" smoking gun the other day, I wonder if this is another instance of lab contamination making it into the results.
    • donkey_brains 1 hour ago
      Unlike plastic gloves, researchers don’t typically bring these substances into the lab.
      • mapontosevenths 55 minutes ago
        Maybe you just aren't getting invited to the cool labs?
      • stavros 1 hour ago
        Alas, that was the joke.
      • blitzar 1 hour ago
        researchers party too
  • tcper 2 hours ago
    Sharks obtain cocaine by eating people?
    • mapontosevenths 49 minutes ago
      Sharks are on cocaine for the same reason it rains birth control now.
    • wkjagt 1 hour ago
      Maybe it says something about the people taking cocaine and go swimming with sharks.
    • redsocksfan45 1 hour ago
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  • aaron695 32 minutes ago
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