Chimpanzees Are into Crystals

(nytimes.com)

49 points | by jimnotgym 8 hours ago

10 comments

  • JoelMcCracken 46 minutes ago
    Don’t get me wrong, this is very interesting, but there is something very funny about the idea that “give a chimpanzee stuff and see if they like it” is academic research.

    This could absolutely be a headline on The Onion.

    • indoordin0saur 29 minutes ago
      Definitely gives fuel to those in congress looking to defund university budgets

      Senator: "And this one! '1.2 million dollars to study if Chimpanzees think crystals are pretty.' That's your tax dollars at work, folks!"

    • dmix 36 minutes ago
      > But he’s also very interested in “the impact of crystals on the history of art and the history of mind,”

      This made my eyes roll a bit.

    • Razengan 37 minutes ago
      "Breaking: Animals Have Preferences"
  • nivertech 17 minutes ago
    unsurprising, since they're also into Monoliths

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWs3c3YNs4

  • shagie 1 hour ago
    • mikkupikku 1 hour ago
      Share links need accounts anyway? Is this new?

      "You have free access to this story. Continue reading with a Times account"

  • chasil 1 hour ago
  • tantalor 22 minutes ago
    I'd gladly trade you a banana tomorrow for a crystal today.
  • talktalkmake 56 minutes ago
    You're talking ** Karl, PLAY A RECORD
  • mrbluecoat 1 hour ago
    They're also into bananas
    • Centigonal 1 hour ago
      so are people! we overthrew multiple countries for banan
      • IAmBroom 47 minutes ago
        "Bananoi", please. They aren't Latin.
    • gtowey 1 hour ago
      What's wrong with bananas?
      • tsimionescu 38 minutes ago
        They're a nightmare for atheists!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I

        • MyHonestOpinon 15 minutes ago
          This is clearly a parody. right? right? please say yes.
          • prophesi 2 minutes ago
            The intelligent design controversy during the mid 2000's were a fun time. I still have some Flying Spaghetti Monster merch.
      • SpaceL10n 58 minutes ago
        A sizable percentage of the human population is deathly allergic to bananas.
        • olivia-banks 34 minutes ago
          I'm mildly allergic to bananas, but I don't think the number of people allergic to bananas is "sizable."
        • throwway120385 41 minutes ago
          My son is not, and he will let you know how not allergic he is to Bananas if he sees any that he is not eating.
        • IAmBroom 46 minutes ago
          And this is relevant how?
    • JKCalhoun 1 hour ago
      Me too.
  • moi2388 44 minutes ago
    What if you place a whole bunch of similar crystals in a pile, with only 1 or 2 smooth rocks?

    I’m willing to bet they will go after the smooth rocks and it’s about rarity, not crystals.

    • axus 3 minutes ago
      You have a question, a hypothesis and designed an experiment to test it.

      The study had a harder question: "What properties of crystalline stones attracted them?". The abstract has this answer: "We found that transparency and geometric shape were the two attractors guiding chimpanzees."

    • lich_king 37 minutes ago
      > I’m willing to bet they will go after the smooth rocks and it’s about rarity, not crystals.

      Why? Crystals are pretty, rocks are not. We clearly prefer shiny colorful things to dull beige things, even if shiny things are abundant.